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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 03:49
Just Forget it!
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
Then came..
No, not a chance
In bed, not in music, which is better, a drummer or a bass player?
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
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Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
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Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Horoscope for Thursday, June 12, 2025 - Chicago Sun-Times
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
Jimmy Buffett's Wife Files to Remove Co-Trustee on $275 Million Estate - Variety
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
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Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.